
While browsing iTunes for television shows that I could legally and ethically purchase for my personal use, I discovered that the television show Rules of Engagement had an episode title so blasphemous and disturbing in its violation of a Disney/Pixar copyright that I dare not repeat it here. Parents, if your children are looking over your shoulder, I suggest that you ask them to avert their eyes before you read the text in the image above.
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Reader Heather writes:
The game, missbimbo.com (a dress up doll site) is having a pirate theme and a competition to find the best dressed pirate themed bimbo. On the ‘judging panel’ appers disney’s very own ‘Cpt Jack Sparrow’ – I’m sure disney would love the interpitation of the main man!

Heather, you are so right and Miss Bimbo is so wrong! Indeed, Captain Jack might very well want to judge a contest of this sort, but even a piratical scalawag such as he has taken a solemn vow to respect for the very trademarks and copyrights on which his existence is based!
Not A. Lawyer Comics, Websites Captain Jack, Miss bimbo
Late breaking news: here’s another possible violation of both Disney’s and The Lord’s intellectual property from TutzTutz.com (the image is apparently originally from a Worth 1000 contest, but I can’t locate it to assign the artist proper blame).

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Cover of Air Pirates #1, from March 28, 2008 Suite101.com article
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Outland comic strip, from May 2, 2007 Jim Hill Media article.
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